Try a 5-finger discount on a 30-inch-tall dildo, and the bigger the sex toy the alleged shoplifter gets, the bigger the score.
Surveillance footage at Circus of Books, a popular adult store in West Hollywood, shows a not-so-smooth shopper grabbing a large sex doll from a display table, tucking it under their arms, and walking out the front door.
We have to imagine this bad boy, and it’s over 2′ tall and retails for almost $700.
In the video — found By WEHO Times — You see the cashier spring into action once they notice the phallus theft.
The cashier runs out from behind the counter and follows the man. The video then cuts to the cashier taking the 30″ dildo back to the store, returning it to the display table … and another huge toy opposite. CAPER FAILED!!!
July 2020
TMZ.com
We have seen such incidents before… During the pandemic, the police got involved after a man was seen on video Swiping a 3-foot dildo From a sex shop in Las Vegas.
“Go big or go home” is the ol’ saying — but, clearly, some people prefer to go big and go home … and that’s fine as long as you pay!
